These are quotes from Todd Chavez.

Season One

The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One

Todd Chavez: Morning, sunshine. (BoJack groans) Why so gloomy, roomie?


Todd: Alright, look, I mean, I stepped on a needle earlier. I think I'm addicted to heroin now, so now that's probably gonna be a whole thing.

Say Anything

Todd Chavez: Well, good news, bad news. The bad news is that there actually is no good news, and the other bad news is BoJack's gone.


Todd: Hooray! And you know, I don't throw that word around lightly.

Season Two

Season Three

It’s You

Todd: No! No, BoJack, just stop. You are all the things that are wrong with you. It’s not the alcohol, or the drugs or any of the shitty things that happened to you in your career or when you were a kid. It’s you. All right? It’s you. Fuck, man. What else is there to say?

Season Four

Hooray! Todd Episode!

Todd Chavez: I never know if I can handle anything. That's what makes my life so exciting. 

Todd Chavez: I do love getting my picture taken. It's proof I exist.

Stupid Piece of Sh*t

Todd Chavez: It's always nice to be included in a sentence someone says.

lovin that cali lifestyle!!

Todd Chavez: Ok, so you know you always give pep talks to people saying they need to get their shit together? Well this is me, giving you the Princess Carolyn pep talk.

Season Five

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