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- Young Beatrice: Aw I want a freezy pop!
- Honey Sugarman: Oh Beatrice, you know ice cream is for boys. You can sprinkle some sugar on a lemon, that's a good healthy girls snack!
- Joseph Sugarman: Alright, believe it or not, time's arrow neither stays still nor reverses. It merely marches forward.
- Honey Sugarman: Oh really? Time's arrow marches? I didn't know arrows had legs! [In a funny voice] Look at me! I'm a marching arrow!
- [Everyone laughs. Joseph puts his arms around Honey]
- Joseph Sugarman: Honey Sugarman, how did such a sweet face end up with such a smart mouth?
- Honey Sugarman: I don't know, but I've got half a mind to kiss you with that smart mouth!
- Joseph Sugarman: Well, that half you can keep!
- Photographer: Okay, folks, this is for posterity, so don’t forget to look far-away sad!
- Joseph Sugarman: Oh darling, it’ll always be here. Just like polio and blackface.
- Joseph Sugarman: If anyone is to blame, it's the Jews for peeving off Hitler so bad.
- Eddie: And that broken door is the cherry on the top of the shit sandwich!
- BoJack: What kind of a sandwich has cherries on top of it?
- Eddie: A shitty one! How about fixing your door instead of my metaphor!
- BoJack: As a great woman once said, "Suck a dick, dumb shits."
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