Hollyhock: What?! You’re not my dads!
BoJack: He’s a teenage boy who’s job is to be around hot women in skimpy outfits all day. You think he’s gonna want...(stops himself)
Hollyhock: What, you think I’m not attractive enough for him?
BoJack: No, I just mean that....well you are the one who said you were a blob.
Hollyhock: Do you think I’m a blob?
Hollyhock: What kind of person calls his own daughter a blob?!
BoJack: You said blob!
Hollyhock I said I felt like a blob! Do you think I’m a blob?!
BoJack: I just...(sighs)... I just think L.A is a superficial town and you need to be careful.
Hollyhock: Well Miles likes me just the way I am! And that’s the kind of person that I want to spend my time with. (starts to leave)
BoJack: No, Hollyhock! Wait! Wait! Wait!
Hollyhock: I get it! It’s my weight! (Slams door)
Ralph: I forgot about that part. It’s kinda like church. You say the words so many times, you forget what they mean.
Sir Mix-A-Lot: We make a show about empowering women and lifting them up, and you cheapen it with this coarse vulgarity. I cannot lie. You disgust me.
Mr. Peanutbutter: I was married to both Jessica and Katrina. I know them inside and out. And I’m not speaking in a sexual way, although it is also true in a sexual way.
Woodchuck's manager: He’s right. California loves making movie stars governors.
Hollyhock: Do you ever get that feeling that like, to know you more is to love you less?
BoJack: Hollyhock, you are an amazing woman and you should never settle for someone who only loves the idea of you. You’re funny, and you’re kind, and you’re clever...
Hollyhock: Am I also pretty?
BoJack: I...come on. What do you want me to say? Obviously, I think you’re beautiful.
Hollyhock: (smiles) Well you don’t have to go overboard.
BoJack: Heh, I got an idea. Why don’t we go get some Cold Stone? That’ll take your mind off Miles. Plus, I’ll let you drive the Tesla!
Hollyhock: Thanks, but I’m not really in The mood for ice cream.
BoJack: Well, then, forget that. Let’s get a pizza.
Hollyhock: I’m actually not hungry.