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These are the quotes from The Judge, the 8th episode of Season Four

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Hollyhock: What?! You’re not my dads!

BoJack: He’s a teenage boy who’s job is to be around hot women in skimpy outfits all day. You think he’s gonna want...(stops himself)

Hollyhock: What, you think I’m not attractive enough for him?

BoJack: No, I just mean that....well you are the one who said you were a blob.

Hollyhock: Do you think I’m a blob?

BoJack: No...

Hollyhock: What kind of person calls his own daughter a blob?!

BoJack: You said blob!

Hollyhock I said I felt like a blob! Do you think I’m a blob?!

BoJack: I just...(sighs)... I just think L.A is a superficial town and you need to be careful.

Hollyhock: Well Miles likes me just the way I am! And that’s the kind of person that I want to spend my time with. (starts to leave)

BoJack: No, Hollyhock! Wait! Wait! Wait!

Hollyhock: I get it! It’s my weight! (Slams door)

Ralph: I forgot about that part. It’s kinda like church. You say the words so many times, you forget what they mean.

Sir Mix-A-Lot: We make a show about empowering women and lifting them up, and you cheapen it with this coarse vulgarity. I cannot lie. You disgust me.

Mr. Peanutbutter: I was married to both Jessica and Katrina. I know them inside and out. And I’m not speaking in a sexual way, although it is also true in a sexual way.

Woodchuck's manager: He’s right. California loves making movie stars governors.

Hollyhock: Do you ever get that feeling that like, to know you more is to love you less?

BoJack: Hollyhock, you are an amazing woman and you should never settle for someone who only loves the idea of you. You’re funny, and you’re kind, and you’re clever...

Hollyhock: Am I also pretty?

BoJack: I...come on. What do you want me to say? Obviously, I think you’re beautiful.

Hollyhock: (smiles) Well you don’t have to go overboard.

BoJack: Heh, I got an idea. Why don’t we go get some Cold Stone? That’ll take your mind off Miles. Plus, I’ll let you drive the Tesla!

Hollyhock: Thanks, but I’m not really in The mood for ice cream.

BoJack: Well, then, forget that. Let’s get a pizza.

Hollyhock: I’m actually not hungry.

BoJack: ...Oh