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The following are quotes from Pickles Aplenty

Season 5[]

The Dog Days Are Over[]

Pickles: Hi folks! I'm Pickles. Have you dined with us before?

Diane: Yes.

Pickles: Well, the way it works around here is: you look at a menu, pick what you want, I'll bring it to you, and then you pay at the end.

Diane: So, like, a restaurant.

Planned Obsolescence[]

BoJack: Hi, excuse me, can I get "the BoJack?"

Pickles: What is that?

BoJack: It's an off-the-menu item for those in the know. Obviously, I'm BoJack, and I always order the BoJack sandwich.

Pickles: That's kooky! Why would your name be a sandwich name?

BoJack: Because I own this restaurant. And I'm a celebrity.

Pickles: So, are all sandwiches named after celebrities? Is chicken salad a celebrity?

Mr. Peanutbutter's Boos[]

Pickles: [drunkenly] Oh my gosh, Diane, I just want you to know that I know that you and Mister have a history...

Diane: "Mister?"

Pickles: And I'm fine with it, and there's no reason we should be awkward around each other, or jealous, you know?

Diane: I'm not jealous of you.

Pickles: Okay, good. I'm not jealous of you, either, even though you are—hic—really intimidating. But if we were jealous of each other, that would be very normal, so either way, it's totally cool. Totally cool—hic—Should we do shots together to, like, celebrate how normal we're being?

Head in the Clouds[]

Pickles: My friend Ilana, not my best friend Ilana, but another Ilana who is my friend, was having a crisis and I needed to text her "LOL."

Season 6[]


Mr. Peanutbutter: We can get through this! I still want to marry you—Do you still want to marry me?

Pickles: Promise me you'll never lie to me again?

Mr. Peanutbutter: I promise.

Pickles: Then I guess we could put it behind us. If it just happened the one time.

Mr. Peanutbutter: It did! One time! One unit of cheating. Comprised of two separate instances.

Pickles: What?

Mr. Peanutbutter: But the spirit of it was once!

Pickles: Well, at least you told me right away.

Mr. Peanutbutter: It happened a few months ago.

Pickles: What?

Mr. Peanutbutter: But I'm being honest with you now!

Pickles: Okay. At least it wasn't someone I know

Mr. Peanutbutter: It was Diane.

Pickles: Diane?! The nice lady at the chew-toy store?

Mr. Peanutbutter: Diane, my ex-wife?

Pickles: That is so much worse! you are a bad dog!