These are the quotes from Hank After Dark, which is the 7th episode of Season 2 and 19th overall of BoJack Horseman.
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Scene 1: Animal Choice Awards 1994[]
[Flashback to the '90s]
Scott Wolf: The nominees for Male Animal in a Comedy, Drama, or Variety Show are: BoJack Horseman, Horsin' Around.
[Horsin' Around Plays on Screen]
BoJack: Now that's what I call, Horsin' Around!
Matthew Fox: Mr. Peanutbutter, Mr. Peanutbutter's House
[Mr. Peanutbutter's House plays on screen]
Mr. Peanutbutter: Now that's what I call, Doggin' Around!
Scott Wolf: And my personal favorite, Hank Hippopopalous, Hank After Dark!
*Hank After Dark Plays On Screen*
Hank: Oh boy, get it off, get it off
Scott Wolf: And the Animals' Choice is—Hank Hippopopalous, Hank After Dark!
Hank: Oh, Yeah !!!
Scene 2: Air Bud International Airport[]
Sebastian: [On phone call, from Cordovia] Diane! Will you bring me one of those big Toblerone bars?
Diane: Well sure, but you know I won't be out there for another month
Sebastian: Yes I know, but I always forget to write these things down. Tell me, how's your little movie?
Diane: Actually, one of the stars just died, it's really sad.
Sebastian: Oh really, one person died? just one? Yeah. Well, that's a real tragedy. Meanwhile Diane, here in Cordovia, I'm stitching children's arms back on, oh, that's backward, isn't it? Are you giving me a thumbs up or a thumbs down, I can't tell.
Diane: Well, now. the production is on hiatus, so BoJack and I are going on a book tour to promote the new paperback edition of One Trick Pony
Sebastian: Please get here soon, Diane, the people in Cordovia need you and I need that Toblerone
Scene 3: MSNBSea News[]
[As Diane, Princess Carolyn and BoJack are about to board the plane to Juneau, Alaska, the camera zooms in on a TV in the airport, where Tom Jumbo-Grumbo is reporting]
Tom: The Republic of Cordovia's Prince Gustav visiting Los Angeles this week while his country rests on the brink of civil war. Prince Gustav is a ruthless despot, but I'd still rather share a bed with him than my ex-wife, Shannon, I didn't mean that
Scene 4: HSAC!WDTK?DTKT??LFO! Set[]
[On the set of HSAC!WDTK?DTKT??LFO!, where Mr. Peanutbutter is modeling, and Wanda and Todd are watching]
Wanda: Listen. With Hey, I Think You Can Dance, as a lead-in. We are expecting big things for Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things?? Let's Find Out! or HSAC!WDTK?DTKT??LFO! for short
Mr. Peanutbutter: Mm...
Wanda: Why don't we get Hank in here? You guys can get some pictures together!
Mr. Peanutbutter: Hank is coming HERE?
Todd: That old guy from Hey I Think You Can Dance? What's the big deal?
Mr. Peanutbutter: You don't understand, this guy was the guy, I even bought his novelty, the Hank Hippopopalous Hip Hop Hypothesis!
Todd: You shouldn't meet your hero on an empty stomach! Want me to go get you some chili?
Mr. Peautbutter: Good call.