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These are quotes said by Flea Daniels.

Season 6[]

The New Client[]


[The camera is rolling Birthday Dad, as Mr. Peanutbutter voices over himself as the titular character as he stares off into the sunset]

Mr. Peanutbutter: If there's one thing I've learned from this crazy mambo called life, it's that anyone can be a birthday father, but it takes a heart full of birthdays, to be a true Birthday Dad.

[Birthday Dad walks off into the sunset as the camera pans to the sky, the Title Card with the words "The End?" is shown on screen, the camera switches quickly to the Birthday Dad Editing room, where Flea Daniels and Mr. Peanutbutter are looking at the screen, while Princess Carolyn is sleeping on a chair]

Mr. Peanutbutter: Stop, go back! [They rewind the video] There it is! Please tell me you guys see that

Princess Carolyn: [wakes up, is startled] Oh Loo—Looks great! Uh, Love it!

Flea Daniels: What's wrong with your face?

Mr. Peanutbutter: I just don't buy it, director Flea Daniels. That just doesn't look like the honest, trustworthy face of a Birthday Dad.

Flea Daniels: [Jumps out of chair, annoyed] What?

Mr. Peanutbutter: This is clearly the face of a guy who did something terrible! Like I don't know, cheat on his girlfriend, with his ex-wife a couple of times, and instead of confessing to his girlfriend, he asked her to marry him! So now they're engaged and she still has no idea! Can't you see he's racked with guilt? It's all over his very handsome face!

Princess Carolyn: Did Birthday Dad cheat on his girlfriend?

Mr. Peanutbutter: No, I'm just saying he looks like he did, so now we have to re-edit the whole scene.

Flea Daniels: No! You've been dragging this out with your ridiculous tweaks and demands for what is the stupidest premise I've ever seen. I gotta go prep my next film, The Diary of Anne Frankenstein. Birthday Dad is OVER!

Mr. Peanutbutter: No! I'm over! Over the moon about continuing to work on this project!

Flea Daniels: [Begins to leave] Go. Home.


[Princess Carolyn gets a call from Flea Daniels]

Princess Carolyn: Oh hi BrieI mean Flea!

Flea: What did you do to my film?!

Princess Carolyn: We had to make some edits

Flea: You mixed all the flashbacks together with the present-day scenes! We don't even know how Birthday Dad dies!

Princess Carolyn: Audiences are sophisticated, they can

Flea: It's forty-two minutes long and ends in the middle of a sentence!

Princess Carolyn: Leaving room for a sequel!

Flea: I ain't got time for this.

Princess Carolyn: So, Birthday Dad needs another pass, you can still—

Flea: No! Deuces, I'm out of here.

[Flea hangs up]


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