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The Cow Waitresses are recurring characters in BoJack Horseman.
The L.A. waitress is the most recurring one. She is first seen in the Pilot. She works at Silver Spoon Diner.
The New York Waitress is seen in Start Spreading The News, when BoJack and Jill Pill are at A Manhattan Diner.
The New Mexico Waitress is seen in Good Damage, she is about to serve Paige and Max right before they suddenly leave. She works with Penny at Rattlesnack's Diner in Tesuque.
Physical Appearances[]
The L.A. Cow waitress is an elderly cow lady with light brown skin, horns, and a white patch going down to her chin. The tip of her snout is pink.
She wears a teal waitress uniform—which is a dress with light purple buttons and trims around the sleeves, collar, and top of the hat that matches the rest of the outfit, a white apron around her waist, and brown high-heeled pumps.
The New Mexico waitress is an elderly cow lady with dark brown skin, horns, and a taupe colored patch going down to her chin. The tip of her snout is pink.
She wears a dark pink waitress uniform—which is a dress with dark purple buttons and trims around the sleeves, collar, and top of the hat that matches the rest of the outfit, a white apron around her waist, and purple high-heeled pumps.
The New York waitress is an elderly cow lady with dark grey skin, horns, and a white-colored patch going down to her chin. The tip of her snout is pink.
She wears a dark pink waitress uniform—which is a dress with maroon buttons and trims around the sleeves, collar, and top of the hat that matches the rest of the outfit, a white apron around her waist, and purple high-heeled pumps.
All of the waitresses wear a pair of spectacles across the bridge of their snout.
Personalities[]
L.A. Cow waitress is shown to be somewhat moody and sarcastic, due to the fact her place of employment serves beef product.
Little else is known about her.
Nothing much is known about the personalities of the New York waitress and the New Mexico waitress.
Background[]
History[]
L.A. Cow Waitress is particularly interesting because she is often seen serving cow products, with judgment.
She presents a steak to an unnamed customer, who then apologizes. She lifts up her arm, to pump milk for Diane when she meets with Lenny Turteltaub.
Season 1[]
In Later, the L.A. waitress tells BoJack that their pie is not good.
Season 2[]
Season 3[]
In That Went Well, the L.A. waitress becomes rich, by Todd accidentally tipping her all his money, $8М—yet she still works her job.
Season 4[]
Season 5[]
Season 6[]
In The Face of Depression, the L.A. waitress is seen when BoJack was having lunch with Todd.
In The Horny Unicorn, at the diner, BoJack gets dinner with Vance. He shows Vance Hollyhock's letter and tells him he is scared to open it and as long as he doesn't open it Hollyhock is still in his life. Vance tells BoJack it's good to have people in his life to remind him of why he's sober and that's what his daughter is for him.
The L.A. cow waitress then hands BoJack his moldy sandwich and tells him the chef made it just for him. Inside the sandwich is a note that reads "DROP DEAD" in block red letters. BoJack then asks Vance if he has a horn because people keep looking at him like he's a freak. Vance then tells BoJack if that's the case he's the ugliest unicorn he has ever seen. This then leads them to joke about "The Horny Unicorn." Vance tells BoJack that is brilliant and they should turn it into a movie. He'll direct it and BoJack will star as The Horny Unicorn.
BoJack then tells Vance he's not exactly the guy people want to see in movies right now. Vance then tells him people don't want to see him as Secretariat or raising orphans but they would love to see him in a movie being a rude character saying things that polite society does not have the courage to say. Vance then tells BoJack this is how he gets adoration back and finds his way back in.
He goes on to tell BoJack that deep down the Horny Unicorn character is wounded and misunderstood. It's not his fault he is the way he is and people are going to see that. Vance tells him he knows BoJack needs the money and asks when will he stop punishing himself. BoJack then smiles at this.
Trivia[]
- It is possible the L.A. waitress owns the Silver Spoon Diner, though not specified currently.
- Several diners in the BoJack universe have cow waitresses, which could be a play on the phrase "cow tipping."