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The Feast of St. Squeaky or Squeakyvus is the holiest of mouse holidays. The feast is a remembrance of Squeaky, a mouse knight. Observance involve mouse wearing faux cat ears and singing the song of St. Squeaky's enemy, King Pusspuss, held by mice as a tyrant.


Season 5[]

Ralph takes Princess Carolyn to meet his family in The Judge at Stilton Acres for the Feast of St. Squeaky, the holiest of all mouse holidays. He hopes his parents will like her, and Princess Carolyn assures him they will love her, and the two agree they'll wait until after they warm up to her to tell them she's pregnant. At Stilton Acres, Ralph's parents introduce themselves and the rest of the family. They offer her numerous things to Princess Carolyn you shouldn't eat/do when you're pregnant. Ralph is able to change the subject.

The Stilton family and Princess Carolyn have dinner for the Feast of St. Squeaky. Princess Carolyn expresses how much she's enjoyed her stay, and Ralph's father says they love having her. He announces, to let the festivities begin, and tells a relative to hand out the cat ears. As this happens, Ralph explains the feast is meant to remember the ancient tale of a brave mouse named St Squeaky and how he defeated the tyrannical cat King Puss Puss.

The family begins to sing a song about said cat king, saying how dumb, smelly, and evil cats are, and how St. Squeaky defeated him by stabbing him in the belly. Princess Carolyn whispers to Ralph that she wishes he told her the family was anti-cat, and Ralph tries to explain the song is just about one bad cat, not all cats. A relative shouts “Death to all cats!”. Princess Carolyn is of course offended by this and leaves.

Princess Carolyn is in bed, angry. Ralph enters, still wearing his cat ears. He takes them off and apologizes to Princess Carolyn. She questions why he didn't tell her his family hated cats, but he tries to deny this. She says she now knows why he wanted to wait to tell his family about the baby. Ralph confesses that he was a little nervous, but promised they'll come around. He then asks what he's supposed to do, because they're his family. Princess Carolyn asks what she and Philbert are, which makes Ralph feel guilty.

The next day, Princess Carolyn and Ralph leave Stilton Acres. The family says their goodbyes. After Princess Carolyn says goodbye to Ralph's parents and goes inside the car, they tell their son his girlfriend was “darling for a week” but maybe next time he'll bring home another girlfriend who can appreciate a St. Squeaky's feast. Ralph proclaims that he loves Princess Carolyn, and they're having a baby and he couldn't be happier. Princess Carolyn smiles from inside the car as she hears this.

The song of King Pussspuss[]

King Pusspuss: Look at me, I'm a dumb cat king I'm an ugly, mean, fat thing Innocent mice will feel my wrath. I'm an stinky cat who never takes a bath I'm positively evil. I'm nasty and I'm smelly

St. Squeaky:So I'll take my sword. And stab you in the belly.