Dean Squooshyface has a friendly and perky personality. Little else is known about her.
Dean Squooshyface is an adult female hamster with white fur, except for the top of her head, which has taupe and dark brown fur. She has a pink snout and pink ears. She wears heavy purple eyeshadow.
She wears a purple sweater. She also has a blue gem necklace and a diamond ring on her right hand.
In The Face of Depression, BoJack is seen talking to the Dean Squooshyface at Wesleyan, questioning why he hasn’t heard anything back yet. She explains they have other applicants being considered for the job.
Later, as Sharona is dying BoJack's hair, BoJack gets a call from Dean Squooshyface, telling him he got the job, and that the spring semester starts next week. BoJack smiles and accepts, saying he'll be on the next plane.
Later, in The Horny Unicorn, it's revealed his offer to return to Wesleyan was withdrawn after his explosive second interview with Biscuits.
- Her first name is unknown.