These are the quotes said by Abe D'Catfish
Season 2[]
Yes And[]
BoJack: You sure we got it, Abe?
Abe: Of course, you were phenomenal
BoJack: Really? Because that kid sneezed in the middle of my monologue
Abe: We can fix that in post
Debra: Abe I'm supposed to tell you the boom mic fell in the last shot
BoJack: You sure you don't want to get another take? Just for safety?
Abe: What am I, Kubrick? We can fix all this stuff in post. It's an easy scene, Secretariat's a nice guy, the spanish kid learns a lesson. Boom. Bam. Done!
BoJack: But Secretariat never actually taught math in South Central
Abe: I don't know what Secretariat did or didn't do, I wasn't there!
BoJack: Yeah but-
Abe: Okay, so the studio wants gangbangers? We'll give them gangbangers, we get paid either way right?
BoJack: I guess
Abe: I can't wait to get home. I got coq au vin in the slow cooker! You like coq au vin?
BoJack: I think so, is that the movie where the french girl-
Abe: Come over for dinner, Okay?
BoJack: That is not what I thought Coq Au Vin was but its great
Abe: Well I'm no Emeril Lagasse, but we do get by
Abe's Wife: Oh, Stop.
Abe: Bam! Like Emeril, Ha! Remember that, he said Bam!
Wanda: I don't know who Emeril is but he sounds delightful, Hey should I give him a sitcom?
Abe's Wife: BoJack, Abe tells me you guys are almost done with the movie
Abe: One week left!
Abe's Wife: You two lovebirds gonna do any traveling or anything?
Wanda: Well apparently I'll be traveling back and forth to New York for the next few months because BoJack's doing a play there after you finish!
Abe's Wife: Oh I love plays
Abe: Plays!
Abe's Wife: That's my favorite place to eat crinkly candies!
BoJack: Yeah, I can't wait to finally work on something good, you know?
Abe's Wife: Oh?
BoJack: Although I gotta hand it to your husband, It has been a really painless shoot, even though the movie's gonna be a piece of shit, right?
Abe: What?
Wanda: Ohh, you said "Piece of ship" right?, like ship-shape, Anyway, what were we talking about, who knows? Okay, moving on-
BoJack: Hey, its fine, Abe knows what we're making, right?
Abe's Wife: Wanda, would you help me with dessert
Wanda: Uh, okay
Abe: Yeah, New York is so great in the summer, but I don't think we're going to be done in time. We're looking at a ton of reshoots.
BoJack: Reshoots are you kidding?
Abe: Well you know, because the movie is such a piece of shit and all
BoJack: Did that hurt your feelings? I mean you're the one that said we're not making Casablanca
Abe: Right, because Casablanca is a movie about a club owner named Rick, this movie's about Secretariat, a Racehorse
BoJack: Wait, you literally meant we're not making the actual movie Casablanca?
Abe: That movie already exists, why would we make Casablanca? This is a different movie.
BoJack: I think there was a misunderstanding.